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Channel: CollegeHumor: Recent Articles
- Toyota's New Advertising Campaigns
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Earlier this year, many Toyota owners discovered a minor glitch with their automobiles: turns out the cars regarded driver input as secondary to their love of accelerating and the delicious sound of human screams. No big deal, unless you own a Toyota, or know a Toyota owner, or live on the ground floor of your home where the Toyotas can get to you. Now Toyota's marketing department is struggling to put a positive spin on the incident. Here are five ads from their latest campaigns: >
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Written 2010-03-11 18:00:00 by Owen Parsons
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- Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #40
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Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com! While dating my first girlfriend, we had gone out to dinner probably at a diner or something. All I remember is that I drank a lot of soda (hey I was like 17). By the time we made it back to her house I had to piss something fierce but she had to use the bathroom too. She politely let me go first. I bolted into the bathroom and took a piss only to find out after I was finished that my pee had been shooting in two directions (WTF) and while one stream was aimed perfectly into the toilet, the other was aimed directly down my left pant leg. I had just pissed myself at my girlfriend's house. Seeing as how I was a loser in high school I wore those pants with the zip off pant-legs so you can turn them into shorts. I slyly unzipped the pant-legs and made them into shorts and then complained all night about "how warm it was inside" in the dead of winter. She never said a word about it but I think she knew.-Anonymous While helping my girlfriend get prepared for her summer semester abroad, I convinced her that she will need to get a new watch because Europe is on "metric time". I said they have 100 hours instead of 24 hours in a day. She says, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that". Good luck finding your new watch! -Dan, ND State So me and my (ex) girlfriend went to Texas (my old home town) to stay for about 3-4 days. And onmy step fathers land he had a single wide trailer for us to use while he stayed in his newly built house. Well one morning after waking up me and my GF decide to start at it again. In the middle of sex she asks me to moan for her. I don’t really do that, but I didn’t care so I did so and probably sounded like a girl doing it because I was faking it. So we get done and I start heading to the shower and outside in the living room (near bedroom door) is my step dad on the couch just laughing saying "well son it sounds like you had fun". Now he probably thinks I sound like a girl having sex. -E-Brake, Army (deployed currently) >
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Written 2010-03-11 16:00:00 by Jason Michaels
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- Mario Gets Pulled Over
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Dorkly is a new weekly column dedicated to video game comedy.
Mario: Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you're speeding.
Mario: I'm trying to win a race.
Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?
Mario: Well when you put it like that...
Cop: And littering. That banana peel you threw back there caused an accident.
Mario: Yeah, about the banana. Wario was all up in my sh*t so I had to send him packing.
Cop: I'll also have to write you up for endangering a child.
Mario: Oh, because I've got Baby Luigi with me? He's fine. Not a bad racer himself.
Cop: You...you let the baby drive for you?
Mario: It's not a big deal. If he careens off a cliff, that flying turtle guy will pull us out with his fishing pole.
Cop: ...Did you take any drugs before you started driving today, sir?
Mario: No, but I picked up some mushrooms while I was driving today.
Cop: Sir, step out of the car.
Mario: Listen, officer. Maybe we can work something out. How about a hundred gold coins? >
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Written 2010-03-11 15:00:00 by Brian Murphy
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- 5 Browsers and the Modes of Transportation They Resemble
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- Honest Fairy Tales
- Parents Just Don't Understand: 3/10
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!  Your parents' Bioshock. I get a text message from my father's iphone with only the word "jose" as a message. When I call to ask him about the confusing text he says, "Oh I was at the Maverick game when a message appeared on the jumbo tron asking us to text 'jose' to some 5-digit number. I tried it to do it, but I didn't know how so I sent it to you." ... thanks. j campbell, texas When I was a junior/senior in high school, I had my ringback tone set to R. Kelly's "Players Only" song. I got a call from my grandmother while I was in class and simply ignored it. When I got out of school, I called her back and she says, "Oh! I tried to call you earlier, but you were at a really loud party and I couldn't hear you so I hung up." Micheal Hartsock, Penn State My mom sent me an invitation to gmail...to my gmail address. I asked her about it later and it turns out she was trying to use gmail chat. katy hosterman, CSU, Chico Today my mom thought I wouldn’t be able to finish a show online because we were going to someone’s house and “by that time it would be over.” Jeremy P >
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Written 2010-03-10 16:00:00 by Susanna Wolff
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- What Pro Sport Should You Play?
- Profession, As Determined By Length of Shorts
- The Morning After Lost:
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Each year, it blows my mind that the entertainment industry puts so much stock in a silly awards show. Sure, there are talented actors, writers, and directors out there who deserve a pat on the back. But there are also talented teachers, nurses, doctors in third world countries, and volunteers who get no pat on the back. I love watching movies, but do we really need to see the people who worked on them wear $5,000 dresses and thank their agents? I want to see those people play make believe in movies. That’s why I like them…because their job is to entertain us. And these silly awards always come in the middle of pilot season, a three month period in which I’m lucky enough to read most of the pilot scripts that networks are pouring millions of dollars into. And I don’t know what bothers me more: the fact that many of these scripts have been put through so many filters that they are terrible – or the fact that the good ones never get picked up, or –worse – are poorly cast. It’s enough to make someone like me lose all faith in this industry. What’s the point of it all? And then, on Tuesday night, I turn on my TV and the one good drama left in this wretched world comforts me yet again. And I remember what entertainment really is. That’s right: it’s time for LOST, motherf*ckers! >
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Written 2010-03-10 11:00:00 by Alison Becker
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Channel: StudentNewsDaily.com
- U.N. Food Aid to Somalia Bypasses Needy
(by Jeffrey Gettleman and Neil MacFarquhar, NYTimes.com) - As much as half the food aid sent to Somalia is diverted from needy people to a web of corrupt contractors, radical Islamist militants and local United Nations staff members, according to a new Security Council report. More
- Respect Yourself
(by Harry R. Jackson, Jr., Townhall.com) - Last month, Catherine Davis and her Atlanta-based Georgia Right to Life organization launched a groundbreaking effort to stop the egregious number of black abortions in their state. The organization decided to use billboards to present its case for life - that's right - billboards. ... More
- Eager Elephants
...it would appear "accountability journalism" has broken new ground yet again... More
- Detroit Looks at Downsizing to Save City
(by David Runk, WashingtonTimes.com) AP, DETROIT - Detroit, the very symbol of American industrial might for most of the 20th century, is drawing up a radical renewal plan that calls for turning large swaths of this now-blighted, rusted-out city back into the fields and farmland that existed before the automobile. More
- Abu Dhabi Works to Boost Clout with Media Summit
(by Adam Schreck, WashingtonExaminer.com) AP, ABU DHABI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - With an economy based on pumping oil and landmarks that include one of the Mideast's grandest mosques, buttoned-down Abu Dhabi has little obvious in common with freewheeling media magnets like Hollywood or midtown Manhattan. More
- News from around the World - 3/9/10
News from Germany, Iran, Russia, Syria and the Gaza Strip... More
- Schools? New Math: the Four-Day Week
(by Chris Herring, The Wall Street Journal, WSJ.com) - A small but growing number of school districts across the country are moving to a four-day week, in a shift they hope will help close gaping budget holes and stave off teacher layoffs, but that critics fear could hurt students' education. More
- Frigid Fla. Winter is Bad News for Tomato Lovers
(by Tamara Lush, YahooNews.com) ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A frigid Florida winter is taking its toll on your sandwich. The Sunshine State is the main U.S. source for fresh winter tomatoes, and its growers lost some 70 percent of their crop during January's prolonged cold snap. More
- AP Interview: Hamas spy unafraid, criticizes Islam
(by Adam Goldman, YahooNews.com) NEW YORK - Mosab Hassan Yousef...son of a Hamas founder...started working with Israeli security agency Shin Bet...after he was arrested and witnessed Hamas brutalities inside prison... More
- Alice in Health Care: Part II
(by Thomas Sowell, Townhall.com) - ...there seems to be an amazing lack of interest in examining what government-controlled medical care produces.... More
Channel: Real Time Internship News & Information Online.
- The 39th Carnival of Internships Careers & Employment
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Barbara Williams presents 100 Money-Saving Hacks for Living Large on a Student Budget posted at Online Courses.
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- The 38th Internship of Careers & Employment
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- Don?t Be One Of Them?
Listen to this bold promise:
With companies cutting back, many business students likely will end the summer without job offers. Here’s how to make sure you’re not one of them…
Read the explanation here:
http://www.businessweek.com/bschools/content/jul2009/bs20090716_865519.htm
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- Will Interns Do Anything To Get a Job?
Would you dress up as a beetle in order to get a job?
Apparently, some people would…
Click here to see what I’m talking about:
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- Now Online - The 37th EVER Carnival of Internships, Careers, & Employment!
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- The 37th Weekly Interns & Careers Blog?
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The Investor presents What is your salary really worth? posted at Monevator.com, saying, “Don’t get distracted too soon by investing or making extra money on the side - your salary will be your most important financial tool [...]
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- Soaring Unemployment Among Graduates
From the UK:
The Government has been urged to create 5,000 new internship placements in small businesses to tackle “soaring” graduate unemployment.
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- Teachers as Interns?
What are teachers doing this summer?
businesses paying industry wages to teachers serving as interns this summer through a program created by
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- Finding an internship?
How do you find an internship?
Get out of your room, meet with professionals and refrain from sending blanket e-mails asking for jobs.
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Channel: About.com Student Travel
- Colorado Spring Break Skiing
- Now: National Foreign Language Week
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- Want to Be an Exchange Student?
- Resolve to Try Solo Travel
- Road Trip Time!
Any time's a fine time for a road trip when gas is as reasonable as it is right now -- so, for what do you wait? Spring break, perhaps -- which is coming right up for many of us. I'm on a road trip right now my own self, and life is fine out here on the highway. Get some ideas of your own, and get ready to get gone:
- Road Trip Planning 101
 How to ready -- or buy -- a road trip-worthy car • Hit the city - favorite US cities • Hit the beach - best US beaches • Car camping - stay and play on the cheap • Stay safe on the road • How to meet people and find fun, free US lodging • Where to find wifi on the road
Crucial Reading:
Photo: Nick Crislip | Student Travel blog home
Road Trip Time! originally appeared on About.com Student Travel on Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 at 11:07:35. Permalink | Comment | Email this More
- Puerto Vallarta Beaches
- Spring Break Ideas
- Chinese New Year Celebrations Worldwide
The Chinese New Year is an excellent occasion for a travel blog carnival at About.com: the Year of the Tiger rings in 'round the world on February 13, and  Sara Naumann, writing from her office in Shanghai, has found where to find pageantry, parades, and some supremely serious fireworks somewhere near where you'll be on the lunar new year... check out Sara's collection of planet-wide pageantry and parades in Chinese New Year celebrations from Sydney to Scandinavia:
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Related Reading: International Festivals
Screenshot © About.com & Sara Naumann | Student Travel blog home
Chinese New Year Celebrations Worldwide originally appeared on About.com Student Travel on Saturday, February 13th, 2010 at 15:55:41. Permalink | Comment | Email this More
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