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Channel: CollegeHumor: Recent Articles
- 10 Pokemon Pick-up Lines
- Freshman-O-Vision
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Written 2010-09-03 16:02:00
by Alex Watt
from Siena College
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- The Internet Is Full of Lonely People
- 105%: Issue One Hundred and Thirty Five
Kid-Tested, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony-ApprovedBased on all the swastikas carved into bathroom stalls, NAZIs must be the most constipated people on earth. -Patrick Cassels Digestively speaking, isn't every fast food joint technically an In-N-Out Burger? Have you ever noticed how sick horses just sort of stick together? -Mark H I just bought one of those wristwatches that shows you what phase the moon is in. Apparently, right now it's feeling really noncommittal and just getting into Faulkner. It's OK for me to make Anne Frank jokes, because my girlfriend looks like Fat Anne Frank. Sometimes I wish politics were more like math; that way it'd be impossible for our views to be divided by ground zero. It's pretty ironic that anarchists all use the same symbol. Rose is red, Hypnotiq is blue, Moscato is sweet, and I pour whiskey into my coffee every morning on the way to work. -Hannah Carmen |
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Written 2010-09-03 14:00:00
by 105%-O-Matic
from Bucks County Community College
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- Time Travel Orientation
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Me: Lev! I've travelled back in time to prepare you for your Freshman year! Lev: Wow! Future-me! Me: I have to give you warnings from the future about Freshman year. Because you can change what happens and- Lev: Oh wow! It's like the fifth season of Lost! That ends cool, right? Me: ...sure, yeah, totally. But back to business. Our high-school girlfriend? Dump her fast. Sorry. Lev: What!? But she's perfect, she's the most beautiful, perfect girl at my high school... Me: Keep going... Lev: In my grade...Of 90 kids... Me:Go further. Lev: ...who would get with me. Me: That's what I thought. Which reminds me: the first girl you hook up with at a frat party is not your girlfriend. Lev: What? But we made out and everything! Me: I know. But do not triple text her. You will look creepy. Lev: Maybe her phone is broken... Me: No it isn't. And apparently telegrams are 'creepy.'
Lev: Even singing telegrams?
Me: Yeah, it's weird. Girls, right? And another thing: don't wear the same "Tufts" sweatshirt every day. Everyone knows you go there. You're on the campus. You don't need to remind-
Lev: Woo! I go to a college! Woo!
Me: Stop that. The more you talk about being in college, the less you are. Calm down, freshman. Lev: ...Woo...
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Written 2010-09-03 13:00:00
by Lev Novak
from Tufts University
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- Party Permission Slip
- Gamebook: 6 Halo Status Updates
- Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #64
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Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form! So me and this guy had been hooking up/having sex for about six months behind his girlfriend's back (i know, i know, i was 17 and "in love"). One morning after a night of seriously awesome sex, he comes into the Juice it Up where I worked at the time and gets a free smoothie like he usually does. I make it for him and we flirt a bit and talk about how great the night before was...I was super happy, convinced he was finally going to break up with his girlfriend...until he asked me if I could make her a free smoothie too...-Sara So me and my girlfriend were at Barnes and Noble a few days ago and saw this biography in the bargain section. My girlfriend looked at the cover and asked me if it was the main character guy from Hot Rod... it was a book about Bob Dylan -Anonymous When we just started dating, my fiancé sent me a sexy topless photo of herself on AIM. Great huh? The problem is she sent it to me during my Intro to Business final which consisted of power point presentation shown directly from my computer. So in the middle of my business plan for an indoor water park, her boobs came on screen. I got rid of it quick but my professor docked me 5 points for "distractions.” -Anonymous
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Written 2010-09-02 16:00:00
by Jason
from University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign
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- (Cow)Boys Night Out
- Da Vinci's 'Vitruvian Man' Goes To College
Channel: StudentNewsDaily.com
- Netanyahu, Abbas Seek ?Framework?
(by Eli Lake, WashingtonTimes.com) - Palestinian and Israeli leaders agreed Thursday to pursue an interim understanding, or framework agreement, before ironing out a peace treaty during the first direct talks between the two sides since 2008.  More
- Pakistani Ambassador implores world to help after floods
(by Ashish Kumar Sen, WashingtonTimes.com) - Pakistan's ambassador to the United States is warning that militants will exploit the aftermath of devastating floods unless the international community moves quickly to alleviate the massive humanitarian crisis of 20 million dislocated people.  More
- How Aid Groups Distort Our View of Africa
(by Duncan McNicholl, NYPost.com) - We've all seen it: the photo of a teary-eyed African child, dressed in rags, smothered in flies, with a look of desperation that the caption all too readily points out. Some organization has made a poster that tells you about the realities of poverty, what they are doing about it, and how your donation will change things.  More
- Obama Marks End of Iraq War to Focus on Economy
(by Jonathan Weisman, The Wall Street Journal, wsj.com) - President Barack Obama on Tuesday formally declared an end to combat operations in the seven-year-old Iraq War and, during an Oval Office address, promised to refocus the government from prosecuting wars to rebuilding the U.S. economy.  More
- Importance of Accurate Captions
Inaccurate captions lead to distorted views of the truth...  More
- U.S. Investigates Potential Terrorist Test Run
(by Eileen Sullivan, WashingtonTimes.com) AP, WASHINGTON - Two men arrested in Amsterdam may have been conducting a dry run for a potential terrorist attack, U.S. officials said Tuesday after a cell phone taped to a Pepto-Bismol bottle and a knife and box cutters were found in one of the men's luggage.  More
- News from around the World
(from WashingtonTimes.com) - News from Italy, England, Spain, China and Venezuela...  More
- Beck, Palin Stress ?Honor? at Rally
(by Neil King, Jr., The Wall Street Journal.com, wsj.com) WASHINGTON -- Throngs of people carrying flags and lawn chairs packed nearly a mile of the National Mall at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial Saturday for a rally, organized by conservative broadcaster Glenn Beck, that carried the tone of a spiritual revival.  More
- Canada Thwarts Bombing Attempt
(by Angus Loten, Monica Gutschi and Phred Dvorak, The Wall Street Journal, wsj.com) OTTAWA - Canadian authorities said they found and foiled a terrorist bomb-making plot by three men here-one allegedly with links to the conflict in Afghanistan and another, a pathologist who auditioned for the TV show "Canadian Idol.''  More
- New Microbe Discovered Eating Gulf Oil Spill
(from FoxNews.com) AP, WASHINGTON -- A newly discovered type of oil-eating microbe is suddenly flourishing in the Gulf of Mexico.  More
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- Don?t Be One Of Them?
Listen to this bold promise:
With companies cutting back, many business students likely will end the summer without job offers. Here’s how to make sure you’re not one of them…
Read the explanation here:
http://www.businessweek.com/bschools/content/jul2009/bs20090716_865519.htm
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- Will Interns Do Anything To Get a Job?
Would you dress up as a beetle in order to get a job?
Apparently, some people would…
Click here to see what I’m talking about:
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- Soaring Unemployment Among Graduates
From the UK:
The Government has been urged to create 5,000 new internship placements in small businesses to tackle “soaring” graduate unemployment.
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- Teachers as Interns?
What are teachers doing this summer?
businesses paying industry wages to teachers serving as interns this summer through a program created by
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- Finding an internship?
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Channel: About.com Student Travel
- Labor Day Beach Ideas
Seeking sandy shores for a Labor Day escape? Make a note to call into class sick well and take off early, and take a note from the doctor's prescription pad: ... Read Full Post More
- Make High School Study Abroad Spring Plans Now
Right now would be the time for high school students to lay plans for studying abroad this spring -- get rolling and you can be seeing the blossoms blooming in ... Read Full Post More
- Hostel FAQ #7: Do hostels have bed bugs?
True: bedbugs are simply not the student travel / backpacker scourge your mother thinks they are. Bed bugs don't transmit disease and hostels don't harbor bedbugs any more than do ... Read Full Post More
- Tomato Tossing Time in Spain Starts 8/25
A crazy, crowded, messy melee -- that's La Tomatino,  the annual tomato throwing festival jumping off in Bunol, Spain (near Valencia) August 25. Imagine a mosh pit with tomatoes added, ... Read Full Post More
- Eat Pray Love Movie: Write a Review
We (a group of girlfriends ranging in age from 20-50) saw this summer's cinematic travel temptation, Eat Pray Love, when it opened and it spoke to each of us... to ... Read Full Post More
- Burning Man is One Hot Summer Road Trip
Burning Man, an August 30-September 6 happening in the Nevada desert, is perhaps best described in words from the Burning Man site: "Burning Man is an annual experiment in temporary ... Read Full Post More
- Much Ado About Notting Hill
Sound systems are key at the UK's biggest street party when the Caribbean comes to town August 29-30 at London's Notting Hill Carnival, a last hurrah for summer shindigs (though ... Read Full Post More
- Finding US Government-Sponsored Study Abroad Programs
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- Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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